Buta he andao cabece\u00e1ndome con la we\u00e1 de la econom\u00eda pal 2016. Leyendo risersh y fuckast de todos los pulentos de la borza de Wal Strit. La we\u00e1 es bien clara, se nos viene La P\u00e1lida con tuti. Les explico.<\/p>\n
Hace mucho tiempo con el Tila juimos a unos brillos con caleta de yerba y copete, puta y como este we\u00f3n estaba seguro que se la iba a pasar encanao el resto de su vida, por las we\u00e1s ke le achacaban, le meti\u00f3 caleta. Primero fuimos a un bul\u00edn con mucho copete la we\u00e1 era pulenta arriba de la pelota y toda la we\u00e1 con tanta piscola, ya cansaos de tanto webear y chupar nos fuimos a la interna, a relajarnos con los medios cuetes pero a las horas nos agarr\u00f3 la p\u00e1lida en mala. El Tila le puso mucho, y con la mezcla de yerba y copete se puso a tiritar pa la cag\u00e1, el we\u00f3n parec\u00eda mono albino en la ant\u00e1rtica, pal pico. Despu\u00e9s dijeron que se hab\u00eda suecidao y la we\u00e1 pero yo se que ju\u00e9 la P\u00e1lida no m\u00e1s.<\/p>\n
Weno la misma we\u00e1 pasa ahora. El 2011 el cobre estaba como a US$4 la libra y todos japi con la we\u00e1, m\u00e9tale y m\u00e9tale, m\u00e9tale bono, m\u00e9tale deuda, con tuti y puta empez\u00f3 a bajar y el a\u00f1o pasado la we\u00e1 lleg\u00f3 a US$3.25 y segu\u00eda la fiesta como si no pasara n\u00e1, y ahora la w\u00e1 lleg\u00f3 a US$2.25 la libra y la we\u00e1 no deja ni raja porque apenas cubre los costos de sacar la mierda de las rocas. Las mineras pa la corneta comenzaron a bajar el royalti, la recaudaci\u00f3n de impuestos medio julera y pa m\u00e1s recacha el aweonao de Arenas capitaliz\u00f3 Codelco y se gast\u00f3 las monedas en m\u00e1s de la misma we\u00e1. Ah\u00ed comenzaron los primeros s\u00edntomas de la p\u00e1lida el verde pas\u00f3 de $470 a $570 y cuando ya est\u00e1bamos medio mareados la we\u00e1 se fue a $600 y ahora pal pico a $670 y $700. Esa ju\u00e9 la componente \u201cexterna\u201d de la p\u00e1lida. Pero tambi\u00e9n nos juimos a la interna y le metimos los cuetes de las reformas con tuti. No un cuetecito de chilombiana fumao tranquilein, ke pasaba piolita sino que cuatro cuetes al hilo de mangothai (Reforma Educacional), destroyer (Tributaria), skunk(Laboral) y G-13 (Constitucional).<\/p>\n
Weno el resultao es la misma we\u00e1 ke la P\u00e1lida, cuando uno ya est\u00e1 mareao y pal pico pero ha segu\u00edo meti\u00e9ndole sabe que lo peor todav\u00eda est\u00e1 por venir. Weno y la soluci\u00f3n tambi\u00e9n tambi\u00e9n es la misma. Tranquilein John Wayne, no sicosearse y esperar a que pase la we\u00e1\u2026 si le seguimos metiendo vamos a terminar como el Tila.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Buta he andao cabece\u00e1ndome con la we\u00e1 de la econom\u00eda pal 2016. Leyendo risersh y fuckast de todos los pulentos de la borza de Wal Strit. La we\u00e1 es bien clara, se nos viene La P\u00e1lida con tuti. Les explico. Hace mucho tiempo con el Tila juimos a unos brillos con caleta de yerba y 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